me and my husband making our way to the buffet line
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
I wish I went to TV highschool where u get to show up ridiculously overdressed and the classes only last 45 seconds before the bell rings and u get 10 minutes of passing time in which to have deep heart-to-hearts with your friends
*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
this is really really sad….
this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.
god, i love this
It took me forever to figure this out wow lol
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
my timing is. not the best